Welcome to the Evergreen State Fair where you can:
1) Pay $2 to a guy who almost has a full set of teeth and recieve a personality test.
2) Take in some chainsaw "art".
3) Watch yerself some pig racing.
4) Confirm that sneaking suspicion you've been having for years that you're going straight to hell. No ifs, ands or buts about it.
5) Throw your corndog stick away in a crazy clown's mouth.
6) Get yer picture taken with Alice Cooper and his snake.
7) See yerself some swine. Hey, I'd bite too if there had a sign above my head that read "great meat, flavor and texture"!
8) Gaze upon some purty banners.
and 9) See yerself a moo cow.
The end.
*Honest to gawd, this phrase was on a licenses plate holder at the fair. Then again, can I really be trusted? Afterall, its already been established I'm not going to heaven...
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Sunday, 05 September 2004
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Spinning
Jorge Ben: África Brasil
Damn this album is fantastic. I always forget just how fantastic until I rediscover about once every 6 months.Yael Naïm: Self Titled
Perfect for those rainy summer days.Michael Jackson: Off the Wall
Classic.Etta James: At Last!
Woman can sing.Chris Isaak: Forever Blue
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Jonathan Evison: All About Lulu
Local Seattle author.Malcolm Gladwell: Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking
You know what I excel at? Over analyzing things. To death.Joseph Heller: Catch-22
For September's Book Club.Jacqueline Susann: Valley of the Dolls
For this month's book club.Emily Bronte: Wuthering Heights (Everyman's Library )
Old classic hardbacks represent!Sam Gosling: Snoop: What Your Stuff Says About You
Yeah, this is the book I got signed and then had to leave at the store when I realized I left my wallet at home. Amazon doesn't care if I left my wallet at home thankfully.
Well, without the benefit of the test, I'm pretty sure I'm going straight to hell.
Do not pass go, to not collect $200.00. But at least I won't be lonely. A lot of people I know are gonna be there.
Party's in my cage. BYOB.
T.
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, 05 September 2004 at 11:30 AM
I want one of them there "flat broke indian" shirt. I'm not an Indian or even a Native American but still I'm flat broke.
Posted by: the birdherder | Sunday, 05 September 2004 at 01:02 PM
Only two questions are going to test my fate for eternity... i'm not buyin' it. there are all sorts of intent/special circumstances that must be taken into consideration, not to mention the vegas clause.
i mean hasn't this guy seen "defending your life?"
Posted by: Murphy | Monday, 06 September 2004 at 02:05 PM
So unless I missed it, what did the man say about the heaven/hell thing or did you decide not to give the novelty a whirl?
Posted by: Janet | Monday, 06 September 2004 at 03:02 PM
OMG
there are jumping pigs on your site
i love them
you have out done yourself
Posted by: SN | Tuesday, 07 September 2004 at 04:54 AM
Nah, didn't bother stepping up. I mean you saw that guy, right? I'm not really interested in going to heaven if that's the sort of people they're letting in.
Posted by: sprizee | Tuesday, 07 September 2004 at 09:28 AM
Whoa! I just saw pigs fly. That means things can be done that people said couldn't. Right?
Posted by: Lee | Tuesday, 07 September 2004 at 01:11 PM
Oh my! The Pig Racing looks awesome! I wish I had seen that. Was there a talking spider with the pig? That pig is "some pig." That'll do, Sprizee, that'll do.
(p.s. Babe is one of the greatest characters in film history. What other character has so much genuine goodness and heart?)
Posted by: Headstart For Happiness | Tuesday, 07 September 2004 at 02:22 PM