When I'm not studying scripture, I'm jogging in a "Jesus is my Homeboy" tracksuit.

Yesterday, after a long day at the office and having unsuccessfully talked a few friends into going to see Pan's Labyrinth, I found myself sitting in my car on my way home, waiting for the light to change.  To my left I noticed a house with a sign in the window, but the writing was partially cut off. I could only make out a RUST on top and ESUS on the bottom.

I sat there for a good 30 seconds staring off into space trying to figure out exactly what special message the last 2 letters could possibly reveal.  And I'm ashamed to admit that the ideas came into my brain in the following order: Crust Jesus.  Crust Jesus?  Arust Jesus?  Brust Jesus?  C is out.  Drust Jesus?  Wait, Rust Jesus.  What other words end in RUST?  Ooohhhhh, trust Jesus.

I liked the person more when I thought they had a Crust Jesus sign in their front window.

Comments

[egan]

I always pegged you as a follow of Esus.

[egan]

Take II

I always pegged you as a follower of Esus.

[sprizee]

I like what Esus stands for. I don't like when people try to twist Esus' message for their own agenda.

All you need is love. Love is all you need.

[kirk]

I like crust jesus. Sort of like when there's an image of JC or the BVM in a piece of toast. Crust Jesus is when you see the image of JC in that cheesy crust Pizza Hut pizza.

[egan]

I saw Esus the other day. She was scooping ice cream for the kids in our neighborhood. It was a touching moment. I love Esus.

[sprizee]

Kirk, I've got a grilled cheese sandwich with your name on it.

Egan, Esus don't want you for a sunbeam.

[kirk]

Here's who I share my state with...

[egan]

Kirk, does she say "I see angels" over and over?

[Eunice]

WWED? Esus would tell those folk to get a new sign, that's what Esus would do.

[kirk]

Sadly, Esus called Anna Nicole home.