Last night I caught This Film is Not Yet Rated as part of the Seattle International Film Festival. Before that, there was dinner to savor over at 1200 Bistro & Lounge, not to be confused with 12:00 the time, as in that one time my friend emailed me to say, "We had dinner at 1200. Ever tried that?" And I thought to myself, he wants to know if I've ever had dinner at midnight? Talk about a misunderstanding.
On a related note, if you do ever decide to eat at midnight, try the rabbit lasagna. Hey, don't make that face at me. I've seen you eat chickens and cows and fish. Don't get all bent out of shape just because bunnies are fluffy and cute. Pigs have feelings too, you know.
Mmm, pork.
Side note #1: Above does not apply to the vegetarians in the crowd.
Side note #2: Once when I was out with a bunch of coworker's for lunch I noticed someone else at my table had ordered the Cobb Salad as I had, except hers didn't have any bacon. Because her plate clearly was not vegetarian since it was covered in chicken, I asked her what she had against bacon. Her response was, "I don't eat red meat". Sure, that makes sense.